Those Were Different Times Contest #73

Those Were Different Times Contest #73

Introducing: Oscar Zamora in:  "y Don Chema <EL PADRECITO>"

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11. The vest is supposed to say "douche douche" but he couldn't afford a vowel.
-spase

10. Dammit! I thought you said we signed Don CHEADLE to voice this...this is gonna fucking suck...
-westsideslant

9. Nice rapist mustaches guys. They'll pick you in a police lineup.
-drwho

8. Of course he can't be a real priest. He's pursuing an adult woman.
-theDIRTYmidget

7. Why don't you let him speak for himself, Oscar!
-Simone Cow-elle

6. Say hello to my lil friend!
-JoeLeeThree

5. "the tweest ees that he ees tryeeng to molest some-hwan beeger than heem. Ees funnie."
-trident

4.5. The mounted heads on the wall are past dummies that squealed.
4. "You alright??! I learned it by watching you!!"
-missalicia

3.5. I Wiktionaried El Padrecito, it means "the daddyhumper".
3. Technichally, ees no illegal if ees my dummy who ass rapes you, beetch!
-MadAdam

2. I got some bad news baby, yo pussy gots the cancer. good news is, I can fix it with some don chematherapy...daaamn!!!
-Huxtabub

1. Areezona ees for lovers!!!!!!
-gottadime