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February 11, 2013

Looking too good.

This week models are strutting down the runway in the latest fashion. While the clothes of course look perfect on them, what about the other 99.99% of us who don’t resemble Greek gods and goddesses? For instance, how can Plain Jane ever believe she’ll rock a skintight Gucci dress after seeing Gisele in it? Tall order, which means she might not buy it, which means lost revenue for Gucci. Solution? Lower expectations: Don’t have the top .01% in terms of beauty be models; get the bottom .01%. In other words, hire monkeys. How could anyone not look at a simian in Prada or Versace and think, “I’d look better in it”? What are your ideas?

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