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March 16, 2010
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Those Were Different Times Contest  #31

Introducing: YAKETY SAKI MAN IN ORBIT  by the Honorable BILL FRASER
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Fact Checking Award:
He should be more careful with Skyrockets; did you notice he only has three fingers on his left hand?!
 -Kooldad

12. Not know what profiling mean!
-JoeLeeThree

11. Featuring the smash hit, "I Just Brasted Off in My Pants".
-LeatherShorts

10. This really was Andy Kauffman's first album.
-drwho

9. Q: What the Hell is he orbiting?
A: Uranus!
csymonz

8. Beijing.......re got a probrem.....
-MadAdam

7. It wasn't just the hooch that made Pierce and Honeycutt's tent the "place to be"
-westsideslant

6. Hu dat dum fuk?
-Rhiann0n

5. "Please come with me, sir. Mickey Rooney would like a word with you."
FissureFilms

4. Maybe it's a veteran thing; the moment I saw that hat my trigger finger started twitching...
-Kooldad

3. The "Onnabull" BILL FRASER Translates the Gettysburg Address into Chinese:
*ahem*
*sips water*
"FINGY CHI-CHI MING MONG NEEEEE-CHOW-CHOO BEE-BO WINGY WANG WANGY WOO-WOO FEE FI FO FUM DOO-DOO DEEZ HA-PRINCIPULLS NIMNIM WOOOOBELLY CHING CHANG DIDDLY DO."
Bill Fraser was then crushed by all of the roses tossed at him.
-trident

2. “ Me make you uncomfortable, long time (Around an hour, at 33 rpm.). ”
-theDIRTYmidget

1. Yours for the low price of same time china man go to dentist.... 2.30
-WiscoDick



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