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Who said it best? No one. Test your homophobe IQ with this fun quiz!

If there’s one thing radical Islamists, Republican politicians, and Charlie from ‘Two and a Half Men’ have in common, it’s their casual hatred of gay people. Take the quiz below to see if you can figure out who said which quote!


“One wonders if the west has given up on Christianity...the west's history and roots [are] in Christianity and the latter objects to homosexuality.”
Incorrect. It kinda does sound like something a Republican politician would say, right? Like on Hannity or something? But this was actually said by Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi, an Egyptian theologian who also advocates punishment for rape victims. Better luck next time!
Correct. This was said by Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi, an Egyptian theologian who also advocates punishment for rape victims. Good job!
Incorrect. Though it sounds like something our loveable goon might say, it was in fact Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi, an Egyptian theologian who also advocates punishment for rape victims. Don’t tell Chuck Lorre!

“This intolerance in the name of tolerance is hypocrisy. Support for the definition of marriage as one man and one woman is not anti-gay, it is pro-traditional marriage...Today there is a growing intolerance on this issue, intolerance for those who continue to support traditional marriage.”
Correct. This was said by failed Republican presidential candidate and Florida Senator Marco Rubio! In fact, many people thought he was the “most sane” option of the 800 Republicans running for president! LOL! Great work!
Incorrect.Wow, this does sound like the hateful screed of a radicalized religious cleric, but this religion isn’t Islam--it’s Christianity! This was said by failed Republican presidential candidate and Florida Senator Marco Rubio! In fact, many people thought he was the “most sane” option of the 800 Republicans running for president! LOL!
Incorrect. Oh man, can you imagine if Charlie said that? But he didn’t. It was failed Republican presidential candidate and Florida Senator Marco Rubio! In fact, many people thought he was the “most sane” option of the 800 Republicans running for president! LOL!

(In response to the statement “You men are all alike. Isn't there anyone left who just wants to get married and raise a family?”)

“Yeah, but they're all gay.”
Incorrect. Hey, maybe one of those politicos could come up with a zinger like this, but it’s actually Charlie from Two and a Half Men making the HILARIOUS joke that any straight man who would want to marry someone he loves or produce children is actually a homosexual.
Incorrect. Hey, maybe one of those Islamists could come up with a zinger like this, but it’s actually Charlie from Two and a Half Men making the HILARIOUS joke that any straight man who would want to marry someone he loves or produce children is actually a homosexual.
Correct. This is Charlie from Two and a Half Men making the HILARIOUS joke that any straight man who would want to marry someone he loves or produce children is actually a homosexual.

“Well, if someone likes someone of the same gender, it's one thing. But if they are committing the...you know, the...the act of sodomy…”
Incorrect. If there’s one thing Republican politicians like talking about, it’s how grossed out they are by sodomy. But this time it was Anjem Choudary, a radical cleric who praised 9/11 and was banned from the UK!
Correct. This was said by Anjem Choudary, a radical cleric who praised 9/11 and was banned from the UK. Awesome job!
Incorrect. You KNOW that Charlie’s going to use being gay as a hilarious punchline, but not this time, baby. This time it was Anjem Choudar, a radical cleric who praised 9/11 and was banned from the UK.

“What I'm saying is, you got nothing to complain about. You got your food in my refrigerator, your car in my garage, and your stupid flowered towels in my guest bathroom! [...] They're gay, and they scream ‘civil union!’ [...] We're here, we're queer, dry your hands on us!"
Incorrect. Though Republican politicians definitely think it’s gay as F to own flowered towels, this time it was America’s number one scamp--Charlie from Two and a Half Men! He’s freaking hilarious.
Incorrect. Though I am sure there are more than a few radical Islamists that have made fun of feminine bathroom towels, this time it was America’s number one scamp--Charlie from Two and a Half Men! He’s freaking hilarious.
Correct. You are right--this was America’s number one scamp--Charlie from Two and a Half Men! He’s freaking hilarious. Congrats!

"They either are going to follow God, their conscience and what they truly believe is what the scripture teaches them, or they will follow civil law."
Correct. This was Mike Huckabee, former Governor of Arkansas--and you guessed it--another failed GOP presidential candidate. Wow, you are really good at this!
Inorrect. It does kinda sound like someone promoting religious law over secular law, but in this case it was Mike Huckabee, former Governor of Arkansas--and you guessed it--another failed GOP presidential candidate. Wow, you are really good at this!
Incorrect. Charlie’s a man of his conscience, but this quote comes from Mike Huckabee, former Governor of Arkansas--and you guessed it--another failed GOP presidential candidate!

(In response to “As I was saying, it's all here, everything you could possibly need for your big day, from paper samples for your announcements, to selected verses of romantic poetry well suited for wedding vows.”)

“And you wonder why people think you're gay?”
Incorrect. I wish Republican politicians were that funny. But that quote wasn’t from a town hall on traditional values--that’s Charlie from Two and a Half Men being Charlie, baby!
Inorrect. Yea it could be a radical Islamist...if they were saying some of the funniest lines ever written for network television. But this was just Charlie from Two and a Half Men being Charlie, baby!
Correct. That’s just Charlie from Two and a Half Men being Charlie, baby!

"We look at the jihad that is being waged right now [...] going after people of faith who respect the [...] teaching that marriage is the union of one man and one woman.”
Correct. Hey you better BELIEVE this was yet another failed Republican presidential candidate, Texas Senator Ted Cruz. Leave it to sweet baby Ted to take the word “jihad” and put a fun little homophobic spin on it. Excellent!
Inorrect. Ya hear the word jihad and you probably think of one thing: radical Islamists. But you better BELIEVE this was yet another failed Republican presidential candidate, Texas Senator Ted Cruz. Leave it to sweet baby Ted to take the word “jihad” and put a fun little homophobic spin on it.
Incorrect. Well it wouldn’t surprise me that a misanthrope like Charlie would talk ‘bout gay marriage in terms of religious extremism, but you better BELIEVE this was yet another failed Republican presidential candidate, Texas Senator Ted Cruz. Leave it to sweet baby Ted to take the word “jihad” and put a fun little homophobic spin on it.

“You do know that's the gay ear?...Left ear says ‘I'm a hipster from the disco era.’ Right ear says ‘Let's disco!!’”
Inorrect. I mean, a lot of Republican politicians know a ton about gay stuff, and some are even closeted homosexuals themselves. But this time, it was Charlie from Two and a Half Men. Charlie is gonna give you his unfiltered, raw take every single time. It may not be “PC” but it’s sure as heck gonna be fun-ny. :)
Inorrect.I mean, if there’s one thing sharia law makes absolutely clear, it’s that the right ear is the gay ear. But this time, it was Charlie from Two and a Half Men. Charlie is gonna give you his unfiltered, raw take every single time. It may not be “PC” but it’s sure as heck gonna be fun-ny. :)
Correct. Oh yea. Charlie is gonna give you his unfiltered, raw take every single time. It may not be “PC” but it’s sure as heck gonna be fun-ny. :)



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