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Published August 15, 2008

It was a long and starry voyage back to some planet, when Han Solo got that twinkle in his eye. It had been weeks since he last felt the touch of a woman, and yet, his loyal friend Chewbacca was looking better by the hour.

 

Maybe it was the stars outside. Maybe it was the battle wounds. Maybe it was the 10 shots of space tequila. Maybe it was the pink negligee he gave Chewie as a Christmas present, but he was looking good.

 

“Hhheeeey, mmaaann”, Solo slurred, clumsily advancing with all the grace of a wounded, um… what’s that thing that he cut open? You know, in Empire Strikes Back.

Whatever…

 

At this point, fuckin’ Chewbacca was passed out. Earlier in the evening, Han bet him that he couldn’t swallow six roofies. But it was all a clever ruse. Han approached Chewie and started fondling his balls, all three of them. He grabbed the Wookie’s manhood, and softly whispered in Chewie’s earhole, “I’m gonna herd your nerfs.”

 

Then…

 

Lots of anal sex. AAAANNAAAAALLLL SSSEEEEEXX!!

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