As we've seen, New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino is a huge asshole who likes to run his mouth. One of his favorite topics? The Gays. 

But what if Paladino's homophobic rhetoric came from the mouth of Mr. Feeny, king of the Philadelphia school system? Yup. Cory better listen up. Class is in session. 

Speaking of "gay parades"...

But don't worry...

Oh that Feeny. He's just like Carl Winslow.