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April 15, 2009
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Yesterday, many of us were robbed by the US government. At least we can protect ourselves from getting robbed by anyone else. This seems like a fun way to do so.



captainshenanigans declares:

Winners according to me...CaptainShenanigans.

Honorable mention...me...CaptainShenanigans.
OH!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!
I SHUT MY DICK IN THE DOOR!!!
THAT'S GONNA BE BRUISED!!
(I'm judging this contest and i thought it was pretty damn funny! It's not like i'm placing myself in the top 3 so don't bitch about it please.)


Now...

Bronze...WILLIBOY...
FUCKING A GLASS DOOR
COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER
HAND ME A TOWEL PLEASE
(Probably would've got gold if the last line didn't actually have 6 syllables. That should probably disqualify it but i thought it was funny.)

Silver...JoeLeeThree...
Something is amiss
It's going to hurt to piss
Can it get a kiss?
(No)

Gold...eyeguyron...
That will leave a mark
I am off to Home Depot
Buy shower curtain
(I was trying to think of something w/ a shower curtain too)

Good job to all...thanks Jason2k1 for letting me judge...it was an honor.
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