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Published July 08, 2014 More Info ยป
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Published July 08, 2014

Young people have theirs … now Seniors have their own texting codes:

  • ATD - At the Doctors
  • BFF - Best Friends Funeral
  • BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
  • BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
  • CBM - Covered by Medicare
  • CUATSC -See You at the Senior Centre
  • DWI - Driving While Incontinent
  • FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
  • GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  • GHA - Got Heartburn Again
  • HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
  • LMDO -Laughing My Dentures Out
  • LOL - Living on Lipitor
  • OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
  • TOT - Texting on Toilet
  • WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
  • WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
  • GGLKI -Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
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