A Brief Moment of Introspection
Do snakes have nightmares? If so, are they about nice things?
There is only one person in the world who is definitively the sexiest man alive, and People Magazine got it right. It really IS Blake Shelton.
If it’s true what some people say—that we live inside a simulation—we must really be freaking out our creator with all these movies about living inside a simulation.
My mom has a favorite coffee brand, but claims she does not have a favorite child. I guess my mom likes coffee more than she likes her own children.
I like to think that science was Einstein’s hobby…but bagels were his passion.
If everyone in the world jumps and lands at the exact same time, it would break the Guinness world record for biggest group activity.
Left or right? Which eye is the proverbial “Eye of the Tiger”?
They say you sleep for about one-third of your life. Another third is spent working up the courage to get out of bed. The last third is spent wishing you were asleep again.
We’ve created language with many complex rules and clever ways to remember them: “I before E, except after C.” Our species is amazing.
I wish I knew someone who owns a helicopter.
I found out today that Bikini Bottom is in the Pacific Ocean. My search just got 50% easier.
After Kevin Garnett won the 2008 NBA Finals and famously said “Anything is possible!” it would’ve been funny if the reporter then asked him to divide by zero.
Jamie Foxx is the only person with a female porn star name to win an Oscar for best male actor.
I wonder what it would feel like to lay under a spaghetti blanket.