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Those Were Different Times Contest #59

Now, the last couple have really been low haning fruit, so now I believe, it's time for a challenge.  Are you ready?  Can you take it?  Are you sure?  Will you make the grade? Will the next sentence end in a question mark? no.

Here it is, whatever it is, good luck.

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And the coveted "Postmodern-newfangled-isticly Captioning Upon the Act Of Captioning" Award goes to:
Wow! 37 captions and no one has replaced an "L" with an "R". Well here you go...Rady Gaga...BAM! I was ready, I took it, and I think I may have just made the grade.
-JBnthe217

11. Is it, like, an asian thing to...you know...to light your lover's dick on fire? Is that, like, foreplay, or something?
-csymonz

10. Smokey The Call Girl says, "Come on baby light my vagina."
-Gerhardguffaw

9. THIS COVER SHOOT IS SO BAD... NOT EVEN A CRAFT SERVICE.
-phukuhp

8. "Why is she acting weird again?"
"She accepted Don Ray Williams' backstage pass invitation."
"Oooh. Eww."
-trident

7. Translation: How to blow smoke rings out of your urethra.
-paulthezombie

6. Audrey Hepburn was fantastic in the Japanese version of Breakfast at Tiffany's or as it was called 'Bukake at eight'
-bigjas

5.5. when you heat the end of a poison dart they become more effective
5. contains the hit; I don't have eyes for you.
-mervin97

4. Joseph Gordon Levitt did some weird promos for '500 Days of Summer' in Japan...
-spase  [hmm, in the jowls a bit, yeah, I see your point. Nice!]

3. Hawk Woman was always taking smoke breaks, which ultimately got her kicked out of the Justice League.
-chuckkling

2. ???“...and when I get excited, my little China girl says,
"Shut yo' fuckeen' mouf and light ceegaret, Round-Eye. Then I shoot peen-pon' baw at yo' face from my ass-ho' for foty-dollah. (By de way, I got peenis.)"”???
(Thanks to paulthezombie for inspiration.)
-theDIRTYmidget

1.75. You come a wrong way, baby ...
1.5. Cherish minor girl is masquerade to smoking for your pressure and cute
1. The combustion release excite with fuming jailbait lyrically
-MacSpruce



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