Funny Television Quotes

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WHO SAID THIS QUOTE:

"Well I've been lying about my income for years, so I figured I could afford a fake house in the hamptons."

HOW ABOUT THIS QUOTE:

"Hey stu, your rent's due motherfucker. Don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me. your conscious, shit.

ONE MORE QUOTE:

"I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable!"

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