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Published October 26, 2012

8 Things to Expect at Kim Kardashian & Kanye West’s Wedding

Could a Kim KardashianKanye West marriage ceremony happen in the coming months? If West’s latest “White Dress” cover art becomes a reality, you can bet on it. To prepare for what would be the biggest celebrity nuptials of the year, here’s what you can expect at KimYe’s wedding…

1. Guest gift bags will include a copy of each of their respective sex tapes.

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2. They will wear matching black leather tuxedo & wedding dress.

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3. Kanye will collaborate with Jay-Z on his vows.

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4. Instead of groomsmen, Kanye will have cardboard cut-outs of himself so he doesn’t feel overshadowed.

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5. The priest will be in an urban teddy bear mascot costume.

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6. E! does a 13-hour special on the event entitled, “Keeping Up With The Egos.”

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7. As Kanye’s placing the ring on Kim, Taylor Swift rushes the altar claiming “Beyonce is the best bride alive!”

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8. As Kim walks down the aisle the church organ plays“Golddigger.”

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