Sports Fuck! Deuce!by Woody “Cricket Bat” Flavour
Here it is for your sportsing pleasure: my first real Sports Fuck! entry.
Really, what’s the deal with Tiger Woods? You know what I mean. Strutting around like he plays golf or something. What’s all that about?
And another thing, what’s Muggsy Bogues been up to? Probably no good….probably. Probably has a bad case of short man syndrome…probably. Probably walks around all day spitting in the food of those dining on many a restaurant patio…probably.
You guys see rumble in the jungle? Foreman must be watching Ali right now and be saying to himself “That guy beat me? That shakey fuck?”
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