Here are some tweets you don’t need a degree to understand.
at my college graduation ceremony my dad was sitting in the stands and texted me a single word I'll remember forever. that word was "Boring"— allison (@allstn) October 30, 2015
graduation is going to be like— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 20, 2016
speaker: this is the beginning of the rest of your lives!
me: shut up I'M LITERALLY 75 IN REALITY TV YEARS
why do people ask what Im planning to do when I graduate college as if I dont regularly use makeup wipes as toilet paper because of laziness— harris (@airhrs) November 26, 2015
tfw your last final grade is in and you have straight As and your graduation ceremony is Wednesday pic.twitter.com/Fy4culEK5k— Shakira (@shakiraaevans) May 10, 2016
two reasons why I'd waste my time getting a phd:— Jayson Musson (@therealhennessy) December 15, 2015
1. to rap about it.
2. cuz phd grads get the ill dumbledore graduation robes
Just met someone who said they "care about the issues" but didn't know 35 birds were killed last year by tossed graduation caps. Moron— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) February 15, 2015
Lotta white kids at this University of CO graduation struggling to fit graduation caps over dreadlocks.— Uh Oh Nicole (@NicoleConlan) May 7, 2016
When your mom too lit at your HS graduation party and you embarrassed but it's your mom and she's proud of you pic.twitter.com/06iUMdmuO0— Bruvi Shankar (@YungCostanza) February 11, 2016
I can't wait to smoke weed with my son immediately after his eighth-grade graduation— Conner O'Malley (@conner_omalley) May 3, 2016
According to my reaction to the stuffed animals wearing graduation hats at the grocery store, I apparently have a lot more to heal— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) May 21, 2015
Shout out everyone who lied about graduating & ya fam came in town to celebrate but now ya'll sitting at Red Lobster looking awkward.— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) May 15, 2016
trying to remember the last time I felt any regret about not pursuing a career in journalism after graduation pic.twitter.com/KbYbe2mmx8— Bit Riffman (@chuchugoogoo) September 3, 2015
"Vitamin C's 'Graduation Song': The Movie"— Cole Escola (@ColeEscola) March 7, 2016
to those graduating college this month: it gets better, then worse, then worse, then much worse, way way worse, awful awful, bad, then good— farah brook (@farahbrook) May 18, 2016
imagine graduating from the police academy and then they tell u you're gonna ride a police bicycle— chuuch (@ch000ch) May 29, 2016
It's cool that in college you call it procrastination but once you graduate you get to call it crippling anxiety— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) March 10, 2016
after you graduate you'll have mad spare time you have to think about drinking enough water and other things you need to do to die slower— crissy milazzo (@crissymilazzo) March 10, 2015
School should be one class on how to use exclamation points in emails and then that's it you're graduated— Alise Morales (@fatlise) May 13, 2016
[after graduating from college] oh baby, no more homework— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) December 14, 2015
[calculating and filling out taxes for the 1st time] what fresh hell is this
Good Prank: Sneak cow into school.— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) February 15, 2013
Great Prank: Sneak cow into school. Tutor in math & science. Applaud as he graduates with honors.
*grandma sobbing at my graduation*— David Hughes (@david8hughes) July 20, 2013
"Your parents would have been so proud seeing you up there."
"But they didn't want to come."