Unfuckable

I was about to post a new haiku contest, when I decided that it would be fun to take a breather and try something a little different. How about we compile a list of the most unfuckable celebrities? Entrants can be unfuckable for any reason.

Examples: Sara Jessica  Parker - looks like Seabiscuit; Miley Cyrus -jailbait; Kanye West - douchebag.

But if someone list a celebrity that you WOULD fuck, you have the right to challenge.

Example: "WSS, what do you mean Hilary Swank is unfuckable? Did you see how sweet her fake dick looked in that one movie?"

Feel free to message me with any questions, but I think this will be a fun, little exercise.