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To: HR@funnyordie.com
From: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Blocked Website

Hi Ruth!

Getting a “This website is blocked by Funny Or Die” message?? Am I using the wrong wi-fi or something? Dan said you could help me out.

Mike


To: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Blocked Website

Mike,

I think I know where this is going but which website?

Ruth
Human Resources, Funny Or Die


To: HR@funnyordie.com
From: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Blocked Website

BigOldAsianButts.com.


To: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Blocked Website

You cannot look at Asian butts at work.


To: HR@funnyordie.com
From: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Blocked Website

Wow, that’s super racist, Ruth.


To: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Blocked Website

Mike, this has nothing to do with the race involved. It’s because it’s pornography.


To: HR@funnyordie.com
From: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

And how do YOU know that?! LOL GOTCHA!

Seriously though, I have a good reason for needing it unblocked.


To: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Blocked Website

Which is?


To: HR@funnyordie.com
From: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Blocked Website

I love butts!

Ruth, I’ll make a deal with you with you. You give me this site and you can block some other time suck like Twitter or Funny Or Die or whatever.


To: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Blocked Website

Mike, this is not a give-and-take scenario. Also you work at Funny Or Die. Blocking that site would make zero sense.


To: HR@funnyordie.com
From: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

WELL I ALSO WORK AT BIGOLDASIANBUTTS! I DO THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA!

(Also, side note, I just noticed BiNanasInPajamas.org is blocked, too??)


To: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
CC: danielabramson69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Blocked Website

Sorry to do this, but I’m looping in Dan.


To: HR@funnyordie.com
CC: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: danielabramson69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Blocked Website

Hi Ruth! Perfect timing. While you’re unblocking that site for Mike can you please unblock:
Redtube, YouPorn, PornoTube, ButtBite, TwinsWithFins, BangBus, CaptainStabbin, SaddlesAndPaddles, CockMatersofthePoonaverse, DetroitCockCity, Trans-Sister-Radio, Group-On, PandorasBox??

THANK YOU!!


To: danielabramson69@funnyordie.com
CC: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: HR@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Blocked Website

I gotta go. Bye.


To: HR@funnyordie.com
CC: mikescollins69@funnyordie.com
From: danielabramson69@funnyordie.com
Subject: Re: Benefits??

OH! That reminds me! IGottaGoBi is also blocked!


Previously:
Funny or Die’s Newest Employee Gets an Email Address
Funny or Die’s Newest Employee Gets Health Care

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