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March 02, 2017
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Make your Facebook status "Dead."

Make your Facebook status “Dead”


Keep posting on social media about your “crazy neighbor” then just move to a new city


Add yourself to the Oscars “In Memoriam”


Fill a wood chipper with all your favorite wood. They know you wouldn’t want to live without it


Get your name trending on Facebook and Twitter; everyone will just assume you’re dead at that point


Kill your twin and steal his/her identity


Put a headstone with your name on it on their lawn


Draw a chalk outline of your body on their driveway


Hide in a coffin underground


Have her mom tell her that you “moved to a farm upstate”


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