Quick! Rip up your check to acting school! Call your acting teacher and cancel class! Tell the “acting doctor” that you aren’t really sure what she was ever doing for you since her job’s not a real thing, but also that you don’t need to see her anymore! Because last night on the Late Show, two of the greatest living Hollywood actors who are pretty much tied for first place in acting, Tom Hanks and Stephen Colbert, shared all the tricks of the trade that you’ll ever need to try.