Babies are truly miraculous little critters. Babies are also a helluva lot of work. Making the decision to bring a child into this chaotic world is not something that should be taken lightly. It’s a lifelong commitment. Sometimes, no matter how strong a relationship is and no matter how dedicated a couple is to each other, if one partner drops the ‘baby bomb,’ it can lead to uncertainty, hurt feelings, name-calling, mud-slinging, and hair-pulling.

For more ‘parenting’ tips on how to raise a baby, try checking out The Hangover starring Zach Galifianakis. Though absolutely no fault of his own, he really displays some excellent baby-raising instincts. Here are a dozen good Galifianakis child-rearing tips.