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Published March 04, 2009 The Crypt More Info »
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Written by Becky Feldman
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Published March 04, 2009
Hey! Oh, hey there! What's up?  I was wondering if I could trouble youfor a few moments to talk to you about ways to save our environment.Oh no! Please don't navigate away. I see your cursor going towardsyour back button but I insist you please don't. I really do havesomething important to say about the environment.Oh, for the love of God, please don't close this window. I can onlytake so much rejection in my life. Working for Green Peace is so hard.I thought I was doing something productive after my boyfriend dumpedme. In reality, I face rejection day after day as people walk by me.It's like getting dumped all over again, except this time the peopledon't have the Ace of Spades tattooed on their chest.Hey! I see you covering up your face with your scarf or pulling outyour Blackberry, pretending like you have an important email.Ok, please don't check your email right now. I know with my previoussentence I probably reminded you to check to see if your Amazon ordershipped, but I seriously would love a minute of your time to talk toyou about the environment. Finding the tracking number on yourshipment of the Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack can totally wait,right?Okay, great thanks for staying. So here is what I have to say aboutthe environment:Oh, hey! Wait! Where are you going? No! No! Can't video conferencingwith your niece wait?
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