Full Credits

Stats & Data

August 09, 2012

The title speaks for itself.

Morgan Freeman was spotted at a Public school in Alabama on Tuesday reading the book "50 Shades of Grey" to Elementary students. The School was originally supposed to have Nelson Mandela read for them but considering Freeman and Mandela are the same person they said fuck it, it doesn't matter and booked him instead. After the session of reading was complete, the young students had many questions, questions like "What is a penis?" "Hey Mr. Freeman, aren't you god?" and "Was that a story about my cousin Doug?" There's a huge scandal involved with this though, a teacher fainted while the reading was ongoing and had seizure, thankfully she is okay. But wait! There's more! The assistant principal of the School stepped out of the room during the reading and was later found passed out in a bathroom stall with his penis in his hand. Morgan Freeman would not comment on the issue.