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Published July 22, 2009
    I am a whore. A whore so dirty,an hour long shower scrubbing with Lava soap and a wire brush won't get clean. A whore so filthy that compared to me, "Two Girls and a Cup" looks like a fucking French etiquette class. A whore so disgusting, Asian people break out respirators whenever I walk into a room. My repulsiveness can be compared to the hypothetical love child of Seal and Flavor Flav after bleaching it white like Michael Jackson, and then peeing on it.  Imagine sitting next to Pee Wee Herman in a movie theater, announcing to the crowd, "He's gonna blow!", catching the "Herm Sperm" in your popcorn, and eating it in front of the audience while they jack off - that's me.I am a whore to society, a whore to my country, and worst of all, a whore to you good people participating in the caption contest. I am such a whore that I think Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook are funny...O.K. maybe I'm not THAT big of a whore.
    Danke,
       J.B.
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