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Published January 31, 2014

Wendy Freshner’s Summer Jobs

Sketch #5

Job title: Pet groomer’s assistant 

Character Profiles: 

Wendy Freshner:  After quitting her last four jobs Wendy feels dog tired. She is worn out at the age of 19. She hopes this is the last job she has during this summer. 

Carla Quezno: Wendy’s reluctant new boss. She has heard things from her husband saying that she was not down with working with him.  

Mister Willington: Carla’s highest paying customer.  

EXT: Wags and Wash. A pet boutique. 

INT: The front of the store. Customer’s get full view of their pets grooming.  

Camera cuts too:

Wendy Freshner (19) Standing by the pet washing station. Wendy is busy taking shampoo out of a wet golden cockapoo’s fur.

Wendy

There you are Honey. Now just be careful to not eat the soap.

(Pause)

I am talking to a dog. 

Carla Quezno walks in.  She is dressed to the nines. She is overly made up. Her hair is big and full of  curls.  She is talking on the phone. 

Carla

I do not care Carmen; you cannot keep seeing that man! He is twice your age and I do not care that looks and sounds like a member from One Direction. 

(Pause)

 Do not take that tone with me. I am your Mother damn it and you have to respect my rules.  Okay I’ll see you when you come home at midnight.  

Carla hangs up her phone.

Carla

(Scolding) No. no. That is not the proper way to wash Honey’s hair. 

Wendy

(Confused) But I followed the directions correctly Mrs. Quezno. I made Honey comfortable. I gave her favorite toy, I made sure that I used the right shampoo…

Carla

Did you rinse out her hair with the purified water compote? 

Wendy

I used the water spray that you recommended.

Carla

(Stricken) No. No. No. You cannot use that simple plain water on Mister. Willington’s prized golden cockapoo.

Wendy

What’s the big deal? It is just water. 

Carla

Just water?! I will have you know young lady, That Mister  Willington is a very important client. Honey is a top pedigree of her kind. I am surprised that she even let you use common water on her precious fur.  

Honey  makes a undignified sniff and turns her head arrogantly to the side. 

Carla

Rinse that soap out of her hair immediately. And make sure to use the purified this time. Oh Mr. Willington you came here early….

In walks Mister Willington. He dressed in faux fur coat, wearing a fedora and walking with a cane with a gold gem on top. He has a mole on his right cheek. 

 

Mister Willington

(Horrified)What have you done to my precious little Honey. Her fur is so wet with  ordinary plain water. 

Wendy

(Stunned) How can you possibly tell that?

Mister Wilington

Your holding that atrocious water contraption. Oh the tragedy of it all! 

Carla

Oh I am so sorry about this  Mister Willington I am going to fire that particular employee.

Wendy

Fire me?! For using just plain water? Is that a bit extreme?

Mister Willington

Fire her immediately! Unless you want to say goodbye to your highest paying customer. 

Carla

Of course Mister Willington. Freshner, you are fired!

Wendy

Fine. I hope you enjoy  my send off.

Wendy sprays both Carla and Mister Willington with the water sprayer.

End of Sketch. 

  

 

 

 

  

 

 

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