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November 01, 2008
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     Tis the season when lonely hearts start mingling for warmth.   This year to avoid getting bugs try the "close-up waive"  instead of a handshake or hug.   And if someone offers their hand tell them you just fingered a crack whore.    If that doesn't compel the potential viral transmitter to withdraw then simply spit in your palm and declare:  Spit Shake!         Or Go ahead and just shake hands.   The communal cold needs our help to survive.  As do the all-controlling Pharmaceutical Industry Giants that make up three of the five families inside the Star Chamber of Commerce. 

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