Witty Greeting! Controversial yet intriguing statement with clever alliteration and interesting conjectures regarding the illustration presented below.
Endearing and enticing invitation for interested readers to contribute similar comments containing their primarily humorous observations and assertions.
Blatantly patronizing statement of appreciation for reading and contributing!
(Obligatory NOD to original format developer Rotwang - this is a "Tribute Blog", not a Rip Off!)