These tweets would all look very good on a resume.
[job interview]— Steve Suckington (@SteveSuckington) March 1, 2016
"where do u see yourself in ten years?"
idk. a hologram? that would be cool af
"oh hell yeah it would. when can u start"
*calls office back after setting up job interview* did you say at noon or on the moon?— brent (@murrman5) July 15, 2015
All dressed up for a job interview pic.twitter.com/iGUyFiwclh— slaughthie (@slaughthie) February 29, 2016
Had to exhume my Grampa Jonny to borrow his tie for a job interview.— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) August 23, 2015
*job interview*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 29, 2015
"So, tell me just a little about you."
"I'm applying for a job."
[at job interview]— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) January 22, 2015
I'd really appreciate the opportunity to add working here to the list of things I complain about every day
"it says on ur resume that ur good at saying unexpected things?"— jomny sun (@jonnysun) April 1, 2015
yes i am.
"but i thougt u were gona say something unexp-- oh wow ur good"
[store job interview]— Hippo (@InternetHippo) January 26, 2016
BOSS: I’m just going to look over your resume
ME: Can I help you find something?
BOSS: No, I just said—oh you’re good
INTERVIEWER: Can you explain this giant Gap on your résumé?— ceeks (@70Ceeks) March 29, 2015
ME: That'll be GAP HQ in San Fran- it's immense. I came up with boyfriend jeans.
when i'm in a job interview and they ask me what my interests are pic.twitter.com/hOjNPIwDCW— treasure✨ (@imteddybless) February 25, 2016
*conducting job interview*— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) August 28, 2015
me: and what would you say is your greatest weakness? other than majoring in art history
[tarot reader job interview]— olga⚡️lexell (@runolgarun) June 28, 2015
interviewer: let's see what you can do
me: [lifts up card that shows me getting job]
interviewer: how would you like to be paid— Erica Rosie (@erica_rosie) March 2, 2016
Job interview tip: Bring extra peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the interviewers. It looks selfish if you're the only one eating one.— Shane (@Shanehasabeard) November 18, 2015
JOB INTERVIEW TIP: You do not need to tell your interviewer to "bear with [you]" because "[you've] already had quite a bit of candy today."— John Howell Harris (@jhowellharris) April 22, 2015
Ready to nail this job interview pic.twitter.com/Ah92tlBDEO— Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) June 26, 2015
[Baby Lawyer job interview]— Meowrin (@marinhubka) October 28, 2014
I graduated summa cum laude, got a 178 on my LSAT & last week when my mom put sunscreen on me I didnt cry at all
You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon: pic.twitter.com/gfkUGVcb3p— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) December 18, 2013
Interview tip: in five years you see yourself as the President of the United States— jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) May 15, 2013
INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself in 4 years— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) September 7, 2015
ME: Why did you say 4 years instead of 5
INTERVIEWER: You're hired
Roses are red / violets are blue/ I didn’t know / this job interview included a drug test— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) March 5, 2014
PRO TIP: During every pause at a job interview, ask your potential boss "What are you thinking about right now?"— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 30, 2015
If I ever have another job interview where they ask if I have any questions, I plan to go with, "Do you ever get really sad for no reason"— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) August 10, 2015
[job interview]— kr (@kadyrabbit) November 21, 2015
Moving on, do you have any questions?
Great! We would like to offer you the job!
Ah sorry this was just for a tweet