"And you bet the Scranton rodeo it gots bloody. That does look kinda yummers, Mr. Ryan. I could go for a nice Bloody Mary right about now - heck, it's almost brunch time... Oh, and pretty sure a ball got in there too. Secondly, George W.B. was also there and not talking about that sexy little suspension bridge."
- An early holiday message from Joe "Biddie" Biden
"Remember, my friend, fingers can be fun! xoxo"