THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE OL' SLEIGH BREAKS DOWN IN JUAREZ. THEY KNOW HOW TO THROW A PARTY IN THOSE PARTS. POOR SANTA, DOWN AND OUT AND A LITTLE HUNG OVER. BUT IF YOUR GOOD LIL FODONITES AND GIVE HIM PLEANTY OF CAPTIONS HE WILL BE UP AND READY TO GO ON CHRISTMAS EVE. SO ITS UP TO YOU IF CHRISTMAS COMES THIS YEAR.... NOT ENOUGH CAPTIONS AND HE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT TO YOUR HOUSE....
ETHAN NEVER MADE IT BACK, SO I ASKED "BUTTERMILK" (2ND PLACE) TO FILOL IN.
Winner: Hairlesspet for
"Santa layed a finger aside his nose, then snuffed a line of Bolivian marching powder off his seedy hooker" Cracked me up&went to a humourous place no-one else did.
"Something tells me you should be double wrapping her gift." I like Chistmas social awareness.
"Sit on my lap & tell me what I want for Christmas" A very clever twist on a familiar phrase."
Honourable mention: mikeSI
"This year I want a gift that will make me wet & excited....oh, a bath & electric toaster wasn't what I had in mind". Very imaginative sexual inuendo & funny to boot.