CLINTON: President Reagan, I’m glad we could finally meet. As you know, it’s been pretty busy since I took office, so…
REAGAN: MR. GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS…
CLINTON: No, no, Sir…I’m Bill Clinton. President of the United States. You know, I have your old job.
REAGAN: Are those jelly beans?
CLINTON: Yes, we know that you are a big fan, so here’s a gift from one President to another.
REAGAN: What is?
CLINTON:The jelly beans…it’s your gift.
REAGAN: Whose gift?
CLINTON: Your gift, President Reagan.
REAGAN: I don’t remember buying you a gift.
CLINTON: No, these jelly beans are from me to you.
REAGAN: I will not put up with your Evil Empire’s poison jelly beans, Colonel Qaddafi.
CLINTON: Mr. Reagan, Qaddafi ruled Libya. The Evil Empire was the Soviet Union. I’m the President.
REAGAN: No, I’m the President. MR. GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS…
CLINTON: Yes, you were the President, but you left the White House four years ago…
REAGAN: Where did I leave it? Somebody help us find the White House! NANCY?!?
CLINTON: I mean that you retired four years ago, and I’m the President now. I live in the White House now.
REAGAN: Well, congratulations, here are some jelly beans. I hear that the President enjoys them.
CLINTON: (sighs) No, Mr. Reagan, those jelly beans are for you to keep.
REAGAN: Thank you. Nice to meet you, my name is Charlton Heston.
CLINTON: No, actually, you’re Ronald Reagan.
REAGAN: That hack was a terrible actor! “Bedtime For Bonzo”? How many Oscars did that one win, Ronnie?
CLINTON: Mr. Reagan…
CLINTON: Maybe this was a bad time. I just wanted to bring you a gift and to pay my respects, Sir.
REAGAN: Thank you for the gift. In return, I’d like to give you these jelly beans.
REAGAN: They are decorated in the colors of the flag.
CLINTON: Thank you, President Reagan.
REAGAN: The President is here? Why didn’t anybody tell me? I would have brought him some jelly beans.
CLINTON: Oh…look at the time. I have to get back to the White House.
REAGAN: Yes, you are a very busy man, Mr. President.
CLINTON: (laughs nervously) Yes, sir, you know that Presidents are very busy.
REAGAN: Can I ask you a favor, President-to-President?
CLINTON: Of course.
REAGAN: MR. GORBACHEV…TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!
CLINTON: (walks out)
REAGAN: YOU FORGOT YOUR JELLY BEANS!
REAGAN: (to his aides) Hahahaha…I think I fooled him. That crazy-old-President-losing-his-mind prank will never get old!