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CLINTON: President Reagan, I’m glad we could finally meet.  As you know, it’s been pretty busy since I took office, so…
REAGAN:  MR. GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS…
CLINTON: No, no, Sir…I’m Bill Clinton.  President of the United States.  You know, I have your old job.
REAGAN: Are those jelly beans?
CLINTON: Yes, we know that you are a big fan, so here’s a gift from one President to another.
REAGAN: What is?
CLINTON:The jelly beans…it’s your gift.
REAGAN: Whose gift?
CLINTON: Your gift, President Reagan.
REAGAN: I don’t remember buying you a gift.
CLINTON: No, these jelly beans are from me to you.
REAGAN: I will not put up with your Evil Empire’s poison jelly beans, Colonel Qaddafi.
CLINTON:  Mr. Reagan, Qaddafi ruled Libya.  The Evil Empire was the Soviet Union.  I’m the President.
REAGAN: No, I’m the President.  MR. GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS…
CLINTON: Yes, you were the President, but you left the White House four years ago…
REAGAN: Where did I leave it?  Somebody help us find the White House!  NANCY?!?
CLINTON: I mean that you retired four years ago, and I’m the President now.  I live in the White House now.
REAGAN: Well, congratulations, here are some jelly beans.  I hear that the President enjoys them.
CLINTON: (sighs)  No, Mr. Reagan, those jelly beans are for you to keep.
REAGAN: Thank you.  Nice to meet you, my name is Charlton Heston.
CLINTON: No, actually, you’re Ronald Reagan.  
REAGAN: That hack was a terrible actor!  “Bedtime For Bonzo”?  How many Oscars did that one win, Ronnie?
CLINTON: Mr. Reagan…
REAGAN: Where?
CLINTON: Maybe this was a bad time.  I just wanted to bring you a gift and to pay my respects, Sir.
REAGAN: Thank you for the gift.  In return, I’d like to give you these jelly beans.
CLINTON: But…
REAGAN: They are decorated in the colors of the flag.
CLINTON: Thank you, President Reagan.
REAGAN: The President is here?  Why didn’t anybody tell me?  I would have brought him some jelly beans.
CLINTON: Oh…look at the time.  I have to get back to the White House.
REAGAN: Yes, you are a very busy man, Mr. President.
CLINTON: (laughs nervously) Yes, sir, you know that Presidents are very busy.
REAGAN: Can I ask you a favor, President-to-President?
CLINTON: Of course.
REAGAN: MR. GORBACHEV…TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!
CLINTON: (walks out)
REAGAN: YOU FORGOT YOUR JELLY BEANS! 
REAGAN: (to his aides) Hahahaha…I think I fooled him.  That crazy-old-President-losing-his-mind prank will never get old!

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