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February 05, 2010
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Those Were Different Times Contest #10

Introducing The Faith Tones and their LP "JESUS USE ME"
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#1-4 were really hard to judge, so I went with the captions that were funniest
 after a few re reads.
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14. part of the "Pious CoifCore" movement. That movement sucked.
-trident (if this is a stab at my dear precious Cub, I shall see you on the field of honor, sir! Pistols at Dawn!)
13. They should move to Pennsylvania--we don't have helmet laws.
-ideeclare
12. Girl on the left is clearly a conehead spy
-keibar
11. At least they're in stereo.
-Rhiann0n
10. Faith Tone 1: OH GOD, OH GOD OH GOD YEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!
Jesus: Do you have to call out my Dads name during sex?
-MadAdam
9. These "ladies" had two choices in life. Give yourself totally over to religion and forget relations with the opposite sex or walk around Mardi Gras with a "FREE BLOW JOBS" sign.
-drwho
8. Includes the hit single "Tithe me up, Tithe me down".
-MadAdam
7. ... to show drag-queens the Error Of Their Ways.
-theDIRTYmidget
6. Use Me Like A Pasty, Doughy, Bobbleheaded Whore of Babylon" killed live. You wouldn't expect the Faith Tones to wear go-go boots & use pyrotechnics, but they went electric in '67, & never looked back.
-trident
5. For sale: One uglystick used "Faithfully".
-drwho

4. WWJD"....well, I think it's safe to say 'not them'.
-trident

3. Well, I see where Rick Moranis gets his good looks.
-JBnthe217

2. Their follow up album, "Get on your knees for Jesus" was a huge success.
-jessicaligula

1. Featuring the hit "Our milkshake brings the Lord to the yard".
-MadAdam (just remember, lightning never strikes twice ... IF you repent)

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