There’s a few reasons why our country is going down the tubes.Perhaps you’ve noticed that Congress’s approval rating is in the toilet and confidence in our nation’s government has never been lower. But why? Experts agree that the number one reason our country is headed backwards is because Congress will pass just about anything.
We scoured through the congressional archives and found dozens of pieces of legislation that was written by the pets of sitting congressmen and women and passed off as their own. Below are five examples of how pets are helping ruin this country.
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Passed by a vote of 289-137, this confusing bill is still hotly debated to this day. The chief argument being: WTF? (typed by Moonsnouter)
Written by Paul Ryan’s cat, Mcswiggins, this bill pass through the house of representatives by a slim margin 239-187 and is the reason why hats are illegal on elevators.