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February 24, 2017
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It's a fourth-floor "climb-up"

It’s a fourth-floor “climb-up”


The landlord keeps saying “Enjoy the bathroom” and winking


The lease is for 20 years to life


The apartment only texts you when it’s drunk


It’s described as “Underground Railroad-style”


It has a working fireplace, but it’s single, so it’s holding down two jobs and might need you to occasionally help look after its kids


There’s a constant booming bass and the security guard keeps asking for $20 to enter


The landlord takes photos of you to prove you were damaged before you moved in


The bathroom is just the room with the most holes


All the doorknobs are hot, there’s smoke coming from underneath the doors, and the fire department is there


Your potential roommate has more than zero trumpets


The apartment is only listed on walls of men’s rooms


You can afford it


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