Funny Sarcastic Birthday Quotes Wishes
Birthday with having fun and enjoyment is incomplete. So, here we present some of the most Hilarious and Funny Birthday Wishes which make your friend’s, brother, sister, Boyfriend, Female friends beginning of special day full of humor. These Happy Birthday wishes are funny which you can attach with your bday greeting card.
You can even choose from these wide collection of birthday wishes funny messages to send on Email, Facebook or whatsapp. These Funny bday wishes are not non-veg so you don’t have to think before sending these funny birthday wishes for best friend female.
Who says birthday wishes have to be mushy and serious? Make your friends laugh on their birthday by sending a funny birthday message.
Not sure what to say? Don’t worry – we have 10 hilarious wishes that you can send to the birthday boy or girl online on Facebook, email or in a text message.
Funny Birthday Wishes
1. “Two older men sit on a park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years old, and I have nothing but aches and pains. How do you feel?” Joe says, “I feel like a newborn babe!” “Really, a newborn babe?” “Yes! I have no teeth, no hair, and I think I might’ve wet my pants!” Happy birthday!”
2. “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”
3. “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”
4. “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””
5. “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”
6. “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”
7. “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”
8. “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”
9. “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”
10. “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”