President Obama’s President’s Day Itinerary
Time Presidential Activity
8:00 am > Good morning beej from the first lady then back to sleep
9:00 am > Check twitter (facebook sucks) as well as cat videos from Biden
> Bath time in Taft's monster tub, play-navy
Note: don't forget submarine this time
10:00 am > Brunch: bald eagle omelet with Guy Fierei
11:00 am > Farts
> Me time
12:00 pm > Sliding around the white house in socks and silk robe, IT'S YOUR DAY BABY!!
1:00 pm > Lunch: Subway with the kids
> Photo op with bums outside of Subway, make up some positive stuff about the economy
2:00 pm > Dominate the secret service in basketball, those dudes SUCK!
3:00 pm > Oprah, duh
4:00 pm > Smoke sweet sweet cigarettes on White House roof w/o America getting on my back about it
5:00 pm > Watch/enjoy the dozens of cat videos Biden sent, check twitter followers
6:00 pm > Cocktails with Jon Hamm AS Don Draper this time
7:00 pm > Air Force One themed live dinner theater ON Air Force One
8:00 pm > Get drunk and watch "The Patriot" with The Situation in The Situation Room, reminisce about when Mel Gibson wasn't such a
9:00 pm > Start to get a little bummed because President's Day is almost over : (
10:00 pm > Put up Obama as Che Guevara posters with my boy BANKSY!!
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