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Published February 05, 2009 More Info ยป
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Written by Lauren Palmigiano
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Published February 05, 2009
10:14a woke up. missed your arms. 11:18a stared at your pillow. 11:47a drove to yoga. felt disconnected and cried during child pose. 12:31p made soup for lunch. spilled it. left it on the floor. 12:45p looked at a picture of you on the wall. 1:29p drank out of the glass you used last night for dinner. 1:56p held my breath so i wouldn't cry. 2:34p cried. 3:03p smelled the armpit of the tshirt you wore to bed. 3:24p went through our iphoto album. 3:44p printed all of our photos and taped them to the wall. 3:52p ripped all the photos off the wall and yelled at them. 4:01p turned my phone off, then back on, to make sure it was working. still no message from you. 4:05p listened to all of your old messages on my phone and srolled through our text conversations. 4:14p sent you a blank text so you would wonder if it was an accident or i really wanted to talk. 5:11p crawled under the area rug. found an old receipt from when we went to IHOP ironically. 5:55p started drinking beer. 6:32p my mom called. she could tell something was wrong. i lied and said i had the flu. 7:17p yelled at one of those dating shows on VH1. "YOU CAN'T FIND LOVE ON A GAME SHOW!" 7:47p googled how to get cast on one of those game shows. 8:12p sat on the floor in the kitchen. 8:56p left a message on my boss' voicemail. faked a cough so i won't have to go in tomorrow. 933p still coughing. 9:38p started crying because i'm coughing. am i being punished?! 9:39p choked on the mucus in my throat from crying. 10:01p texted you the word "please". 10:22p ran out of tissues. 10:56p took tylenol pm. 11:32p drank another beer. 11:55p passed out.