Cat Lady at Petsmart...A Haiku
By Krassanova June 25, 2009 | 215 Views
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I was on a dog food run after work, and got stuck behind a cat lady. The photo does not do justice to the cat hair infested sweater and the mildew/ammonia smell that emanated from her direction.
Instead of finding another line, I did what any rational FOD subscriber would do: I took her picture and composed a haiku...

out of meow mix!!
screams mister mestopheles
...mama's on her way.
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