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Published June 24, 2009

I was on a dog food run after work, and got stuck behind a cat lady. The photo does not do justice to the cat hair infested sweater and the mildew/ammonia smell that emanated from her direction.

Instead of finding another line, I did what any rational FOD subscriber would do: I took her picture and composed a haiku...


out of meow mix!!

screams mister mestopheles

...mama's on her way.