1. The Joker’s true D is no larger than 6".
Based on the size and shape of the ween tattooed on the Joker’s face, we can estimate his endowment as average to below-average.This will probably play a role in his development as a character throughout the franchise.
2. This will be the darkest, grittiest DC film yet.
Don’t be fooled by the small dick tattooed on the Joker’s face, symbolically it alludes to the overarching theme of ‘the human body as meat’ — certainly a more austere tone than previous films!
3. Harley and the Joker’s relationship is based on penis.
As shown in the above screenshot, Margot Robbie will be portraying Harley Quinn as a woman infatuated with the infinitesimal schlong face tattoo.
4. Jealousy of the Joker’s sweet ink will drive the plot.
The tattoo of a teensy wang is most likely establishing a conflict in the upcoming Justice League movie between those with dicks on their faces and those without.
5. The Joker is circumcised in the DCEU.
If the minuscule dick portrayed on Jared Leto’s face is true to the reality of the DC universe, fans can expect to continue to see a circumcised Joker. This does not, however, change previous versions as portrayed by Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson, who may have had their own interpretations of the Joker’s penis.
6. Jared Leto’s Joker is not a feminist.
It could have been a teeny tiny vagina. Just saying.
Here’s the micro-phallus one last time:
Fans will have to wait until the film is released in 2016 to understand the full implications of this symbolic sausage, hidden in plain sight! What’s your theory?