This is NOT A HOAX, everyone. I repeat, NOT A HOAX. It is official and published in the media. If 100 people comment, “You’re a dumbass!” on this article, Mark Zuckerberg will give me $4.5 million.
It may seem too good to be true, but it was on Good Morning America. Also, it’s in the law. UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute, to be specific. The Berner Convention as well.
Recently, Facebook Co-Founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced he is giving away $45 billion of Facebook stock, but what you may not have heard is that he plans to give .01% of it away to people like ME! All I need now is 100 of you to comment, “You’re a dumbass!” right below this article and I’ll get the money. It’s that simple.
The one caveat is you CAN NOT copy and paste it from this article. You have to type it out yourself. Then at midnight PST, Facebook will tally up the comment section of this article and if there’s enough comments, I’ll be awarded with $4.5 million as away of Mark thanking me for making Facebook such a powerful vehicle for expressing my intellect!
Doesn’t hurt to try, right? Nothing to lose, right? Who couldn’t use that money, right? I’m feeling lucky!
Now go ahead and start commenting. Maybe I’ll even give you a little cut of my winnings. Thanks! :)