So yeah, we totally gave away the button to the entire opening segment from Monday's Daily Show, buuuut it's true. So very true. Stewart addressed the latest Herman Cain news, the sexual harassment charges he swept under the rug, all while showing what felt like the pizza baron's blooper reel. Next up: Rick Perry, who, well, ugh. How are these people not only legit contenders for the most important position in the world, but actual human beings? Anyway, point being…Mitt Romney, luckiest motherfudger on earth.