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October 06, 2015
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Spooky rocker Rob Zombie was mistaken for a homeless man at his own concert and escorted from the venue by security. What’s next?! Here are some guesses.

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Homeowner Rob Zombie.

Last week, spooky rocker Rob Zombie was apparently mistaken for a homeless man backstage at his own concert and escorted from the venue by security. Which begs the question: What’s next?! Here are some guesses at future headlines as outrageous as this one:

  • Smash Mouth Told “Serious Inquiries Only” At Oakley Sunglass Kiosk
  • Trent Reznor Blocked From Leather Pants Message Board
  • 311 Gunned Down Outside Ball-Chain Necklace Store
  • Chris Cornell Not Invited To Audioslave Reunion:“We just forgot,” Says Tom Morello
  • Marilyn Manson “Pretty Woman-ed” At Area Hot Topic
  • Oscar The Grouch Dumped In Landfill
  • Venue’s "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” Policy Forces Henry Rollins To Thrash In Polo Shirt And Pleated Dockers
  • Orgy Not Allowed At Actual Orgy (This one makes sense)
  • Billy Corgan Mistaken For Egg, Beaten Into Giant Omelet

OK, so full disclosure; I just found out that this story might actually be fake. The internet spreading lies about Rob Zombie being mistaken for a homeless man? What’s next?!

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