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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

For example, Tylenol is the trade name and has a generic name of Acetaminophen.  Aleve is also called Naproxen.  Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin.  Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.  After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of

Mycoxafloppin
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Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

 

In addition, Pfizer Corp. announced that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

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