He did it again, folks. Bill Murray crashed a bachelor party over Memorial Day weekend, and it was every bit as good as any of the dozen similar stories we’ve heard about over the years. Here’s the story from one of the lucky few who were there:
Over Memorial Day weekend, 20 of my buddies from Boston College got together in Charleston for our friend EJ’s bachelor party. At one point during dinner at a steakhouse, one guy goes to the bathroom downstairs and sees Bill Murray sitting with some people with a fishing vest on. We talked to the waiter to see if we could send him some drinks, to which Bill declined. One of my buddies then went down and asked if he’d come up and say a few words for EJ and got a “No thanks.” My buddy comes back up dejected and tells us it’s not going to happen. Two minutes later, Bill f*cking Murray walks into the room and gives this speech.
Honestly, at this point, it wouldn’t surprise us to learn that Bill Murray is just a government-sponsored program, designed to silence upset citizens by injecting them with trace amounts of internet-fueled happiness.