5. Excessive quoting of the “Bring It On” film franchise.
4. Cheering when the other team scores.
3. Spilling gasoline on your pom-poms and cheering near an open flame.
2. Wearing your school colors in gang territory.
1. Not quoting enough from the “Bring It On” film franchise.
Teresa auditions for a Disney pilot and has to prepare a song.
The final Kumatai championship is being held in China. Fighters of various styles from around the world will meet in the ring under one rule… there are no rules! This is our JCVD submission.
Kim Davis was released from prison, Donald Trump said something stupid, plus everything else the news shit out the week of September 7th.
Sweet mother of rainbow anthropomorphic animals
A TMZ exclusive: leaked footage of Daniel Day-Lewis ‘ audition for “Daredevil LIVE! On Broadway!!!” with casting director Bess Fifer. Subscribe for new sketches EVERY MONDAY and follow us on Facebook @ http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizab… http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed by Alex Forstenhausler http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3715540 DP ‘d by Seth Hagenstein http://www.shagenstein.com/ Edited by Jeff Rabinak http://www.JeffRabinak.com Daniel Day-Lewis: Gianmarco Soresi Casting Director: Bess Fifer Casting Assistant: Emma Tattenbaum-Fine Wardrobe: Cindy Ho Crew: Jacopo Messina, JL Fragnay, Mauricio Marces Special Thanks to Uncle Function (Chris Cafero, Jessica Frey, Russell Daniels, Douglas Goodhart, and Alex Fast), Mauricio Marces and Actors Connection MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!
