Published March 18, 2011 Immortal More Info »
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Published March 18, 2011

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a 
bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and 
prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather 
sets in. 

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of 
men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

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