Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a
bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and
prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather
At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of
men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
- Bad Doc
- why don't you just thicken the fabric to flatten them too? In fact, why don't you make an "InvisiBoob" bra! assholes.
- HAHAHAHAHA! What a moron.
- but is it bullet proof
- But does it blend?
- BUT CAN IT RUN CRYSIS?
- How dare he stop breasts from bouncing!
- bras are only for the old.
- WHAT AN ASSHOLEEEEE!!!
- Will it blend? That is the question.
- Can it travel in time, like the TARDIS?
- Son of a bitch.
- Epic Fail! Why would any man ever even think of making something like this?? Disgusting!
- thats why you never go to a texas school
- Worst invention ever
- no really
- we have the technology...to make women more useless to stare at.
- that bastard!!
- aren't boobs suppose to bounce?
- Do you realise how much it can hurt to have them bounce around? Ugh... stupid men.
- hes gay !!!!!!!!!!!!!! how dare he stops the bouning of boobies Xp
- You asshole...
- that's like a slap in the face to God
- what a d-bag