Smörgåsboobs

First Scarlett Johansson’s cell phone is hacked and we get one boob and a pale ass that’s never seen the light of day.  Then in a move of desperation Demi Moore gladly plasters her naked body on Twitter.  Sorry Demi for anyone to care it has to be a hacked naked pic not a willing picture.  So please next time pretend that your phone was hacked.

And now Justin Timberlake.  But JT would like to make it clear that the picture of his penis on Mila Kunis’ cell phone is not his.  It’s time to contact an expert to get down to the bottom of this.  Britney what say you?  Is it or isn’t it little Justin in Mila’s phone.