A Cow's TailA man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?''well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.''I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey , this looks like yours!'''I don't remember much after that'
by Anon golfer