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Published April 27, 2009

A Cow's Tail

A  man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,  two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his  throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What  happened to YOU?'

'well, I was having a quiet round of  golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our  golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I  was looking around I noticed one of  the cows had something white  at its rear end.'

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and  sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -  stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I  yelled to my wife, 'Hey , this looks like  yours!''

'I don't  remember much after that'


by Anon golfer
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