Pajama Jeans – An Unnecessary Creation

Nothing says you’ve hit a low-point in your life like buying a pair of pajama jeans. 

We here at STW aren’t quite sure how this new horrendous fad got started, but as always, we’ve got some idea…

Executive Offices of a Brand Name Fashion Company

CEO: Sales are down 15% this quarter, who here has ideas?

Executive 1: How about we re-release the Urban Sombrero?

CEO: Executive 1, you’re a moron that’s from Seinfeld, you’re fired! Executive 2, what do ya got?

Executive 2: Okay, okay, here me out here…

CEO: I’m listening.

Executive 2: We make pajamas…

CEO: Yep

Executive 2: We make jeans…

CEO: That’s right, we do.

Executive 2: Pajama…

CEO: Uh huh…

Executive 2: Jeans!

CEO: Uh huh… Wait, what did you just say?

Executive 2: I just said… PAJAMA JEANS!

CEO: Good lord, I nearly just had a heart attack.  That’s brilliant!

*CEO buzzes his secretary*

CEO: Send out a company-wide email immediately – Pajama Jeans – I want a pair on every single person in the United States by the end of the month!

Secretary: Yes sir.

CEO: And I mean it god damn it! Every single person. By the end of the month!

Secretary: Yes sir.

CEO: Great job, Executive 2.  You’ve done it again.

Executive 2: Thank you sir.

CEO: Now that Executive 1 is gone, how’d you feel about officially changing your name to Executive 1?

Executive 2: It would be my honor sir.