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July 24, 2017
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It's sometimes hard to get an answer.

A guy comes in to buy an airline ticket from a travel agency. The travel agent starts filling out the ticket form.

Agent: “Okay, what’s your name?”

Customer: “G. Youshudknow.”

Agent: “Why?”

Customer: “Why what?”

Agent: “Why should I know?”

Customer: (stares).

Agent: “Your name?”

Customer: “I told you, but you didn’t get it right.”

Agent: “What?”

Customer: “My name. It’s not Y. Shudiknow. It’s G. Youshudknow.”

Agent: “How can I?”

Customer: “What?”

Agent: “Know your name?”

Customer: “I just told you.”

Agent: “You did? How come I don’t know what it is?”

Customer: “I don’t know.”

Agent: “What is it?”

Customer: “What?”

Agent: “Your name?”

Customer: “It’s…G. Youshudknow.”

Agent: “Why should I?”

Customer: “What?”

Agent: “Know your name?”

Customer: “Because I told you.”

Agent: “No, you didn’t. You said, I should know.”

Customer: “It’s not I. Shudknow. It’s G. Youshudknow.”

Agent (waving him away angrily): “Get out of here. Get out! You’re nuts.”
Later, another customer walks in.

Agent: “Okay, I’ll fill out this ticket for you. What’s your name?

Customer: “Hy Watfore.”

Agent (nodding): “Hi. Because I need to process your ticket. What’s your name?”

Customer: “Hy Watfore.”

Agent: “Are you gonna tell me your name?”

Customer: “I did.”

Agent: “You did?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Agent: “How could you have? I don’t know what it is.”

Customer: “What?”

Agent (shouting): “Your name.”

Customer: “Watfore.”

Agent: “Because I can’t do this without it.”

Customer: “What?”

Agent: “Process your ticket! What is it?”

Customer: “Hy.”

Agent: “I already said hi. What’s your last name?”

Customer: “Watfore.”

Agent (screaming): “Get out of here. Get out! And don’t come back.”

Another customer walks in.

Agent: “I better not have any trouble with you.”

Customer (looks around uneasily): “Trouble?”

Agent: “What is your name?”

Customer: “Joe.”

Agent (breathes a sigh of relief): “Thank God! Okay. What’s your last name?”

Customer: “Canttell.”

Agent: “What?”

Customer: “Canttell.”

Agent: “Can’t tell what?”

Customer: “Just Canttell.”

Agent: “What is your name?”

Customer: “Joe Canttell.”

Agent (rubbing his forehead): “Joe, why do you refer to yourself in the third person, Joe can’t do this, Joe can’t do that, and then tell me you can’t tell me your last name?”

Customer: “I did.”

Agent: “What?”

Customer: “Told you. It’s Joe.”

Agent: “I know. What’s your last name?”

Customer: “Canttell.”

Agent: “Why not?”

Customer: “Why not what?”

Agent (crying): “Why can’t you tell me your last name?”

Customer: “I did.”

Agent: “No, you didn’t. You said you can’t tell.”

Customer: “It’s not U. Canttell. It’s J. Canttell.”

Agent: “Who’s Jay?”

Customer: “I am.”

Agent: “You said your name was Joe.”

Customer: “It is.”

Agent: “What’s your last name?”

Customer: “Canttell.”

Agent: “Why not?”

Customer: “Why not what?”

The agent chases the customer out into the street and hits him several times. The agent is arrested and taken to jail. A policeman is in the office taking evidence from a woman co-worker of the agent.

Policeman: “Okay, ma’am, that will be enough for now. Let me get your name for the record.”

Woman: “Ida No.”

Policeman: “What?”

Woman: “Ida No.”

Policeman: “You refuse to tell me your name?”

Woman: “I did. Ida No.”

Policeman: “That’s a felony ma’am. Refusing to tell me your name.”

Woman: “What?”

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