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We caught up with some of your favorite hoopsters of yesteryear — and what they're up to now may surprise you!

We caught up with some of your favorite hoopsters of yesteryear — and what they’re up to now may surprise you!


Michael Jordan

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The NBA’s first billionaire-athlete, Jordan has become something of a philanthropist, donating millions each year to ex-wives and bookies.


Charles Oakley

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A bruising big man in his prime, Charles Oakley has spent his retirement like most NBA players do: writing Police Academy fan fiction.


Scottie Pippen

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Always itching to be in the spotlight, Pippen is now a touring musician, going by the name of “Bob Dylan.”


Muggsy Bogues

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Bogues was often dismissed as a novelty due to his small stature but was a quietly effective point guard for many years. He now drives the Mars Rover ‘Curiosity’ and has since 2011.


Clyde Drexler

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Died in a kitchen fire in 2003.


Karl Malone

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Finally pursuing his dream of having sex exclusively with mailmen.


Patrick Ewing

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Died in a kitchen fire in 2006.


Mark Price

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Every morning stands in his driveway and calmly drains 904 out of 1,000 free throws.


Shawn Kemp

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Working several jobs due to the fact that he will be paying child support for over 100 years after he’s dead.


Arvydas Sabonis

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Currently somewhere in Siberia, cleaning his teeth with small trees and riding his pet moose, Molly, toward strange new smells.


Jeff Hornacek

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Still trapped in the Hell-Scream Dimension.


Yao Ming

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Now a beautiful dolphin.


NBA Jam Bill Clinton

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Still dunking after all these years.

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