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October 05, 2012

Vogue recently published photos showcasing a shirtless Tim Tebow, which also confirm the existence of God.

No one predicted the debate between science and religion would end so quickly, or that proof would come in the pages of a fashion magazine. Recently, Vogue published photos showcasing a shirtless Tim Tebow, which confirm the existence of God.

As the magazines editor put it, “No one can look at this picture and deny there’s a creator of the universe… or that the New York Jets have a real shot at winning this year.”

The scientific community, understandably wary of the claim, has confirmed the findings and are somewhat relieved to finally put the matter to rest. “This actually frees up a lot of time. Time we can spend staring at that beautiful man’s beautiful chest.”

Tebow, somewhat awestruck by the news, commented, “I always knew God had a plan for my life, but I never expected this. I’m just glad I could help.”

Not everyone was quite so humble. The pope, unreachable for comment, was seen spiking his bible and dancing. “That’s what I’m talking about,” he screamed. “In yo’ face science!”

While the issue is settled, victory may be bittersweet. Many men who see the image are having their faith confirmed, while at the same moment getting their first gay thought, which is definitely a sin.